Wednesday, April 8, 2009

I am writing a play called "Twitter"

It has 140 characters. Would you like to be one of them? All you have to do is ask. All we require is the right to have someone else portray you, and you can't complain if it's Chevy Chase. Just post a comment to this and explain why you should be one of the 140 characters in the new play I am writing called "Twitter," for which I will take full credit while you continue to wallow in whatever it is you're wallowing in. Act now! Characters are going fast! Sell them on eBay! There goes one now. Only 139 characters left. What are you waiting for? Do it. Now.

1 comment:

  1. I want a second chance to be in the play. Surely someone by now is sufficiently disillusioned to let me assume their ill-fitted role. None of the original 140 will be too ill-fitted for me. I would also accept any part inserted especially to highlight my Thespian facility were it not unconscionably overshadowing to the other players. I await your reply, humbly.

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